Sunday, November 13, 2005

Today's Funny - 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job. . . .

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

2 comments:

Lindsey said...

LOL!! This was hysterical. I just printed this out and will be posting it in my office tomorrow.
Great list!

Drywall Mom said...

That is better for the employee and not the employer. I think it's funny but since I'm am an employer I would never let that happen. I would go out of business b/c nothing would get done right.